This is my second week of participating in Rachel's Demotivational Monday linkup. Yes, I am participating late on Tuesday... but it is still an improvement from last week when I participated on Wednesday!!! :D
Here is my submission for the week. This was inspired by real-life occurrences.
Any time I am getting ready to run, I end up standing at a street corner waiting for my Garmin to locate a satellite. And every single time, I get hundreds, even thousands of people that walk past me during those very moments. I try to look nonchalant, of course, but inevitably they all look at me as if I am wearing an orange-flowered adult onesie with footie pajamas. Every single time.
"C'mon, satellites!!! Go, go, go, go go!!!"